The Three Lions Beware: Terminally Obsessed Labuschagne Goes Back to Basics
Labuschagne evenly coats butter on each surface of a slice of white bread. “That’s the secret,” he tells the camera as he lowers the lid of his toastie maker. “Perfect. Then you get it toasted on the outside.” He checks inside to reveal a perfectly browned of delicious perfection, the bubbling cheese happily bubbling away. “So this is the secret method,” he announces. At which point, he does something unexpected and strange.
Already, you may feel a sense of disinterest is beginning to form across your eyes. The alarm bells of overly fancy prose are going off. You’re no doubt informed that Labuschagne made 160 runs for his state team this week and is being feverishly talked up for an return to the Test side before the Ashes.
You probably want to read more about his performance. But first – you now grasp with irritation – you’re going to have to sit through three paragraphs of light-hearted musing about toasties, plus an further tangential section of tiresome meta‑deconstruction in the “you” perspective. You sigh again.
Labuschagne flips the sandwich on to a plate and moves toward the fridge. “Few try this,” he remarks, “but I actually like the toastie cold. There, in the fridge. You get that cheese to harden up, go bat, come back. Perfect. Sandwich is perfect.”
The Cricket Context
Okay, let’s try it like this. Shall we get the sports aspect initially? Little treat for your patience. And while there may still be six weeks until the initial match, Labuschagne’s century against the Tasmanian side – his third this season in various games – feels importantly timed.
We have an Australian top order badly short of performance and method, shown up by the Proteas in the Test championship decider, shown up once more in the West Indies after that. Labuschagne was left out during that tour, but on one hand you felt Australia were eager to bring him back at the first opportunity. Now he looks to have given them the perfect excuse.
And this is a plan that Australia need to work. The opener has one century in his past 44 innings. Sam Konstas looks not quite a Test opener and closer to the attractive performer who might play a Test opener in a Indian film. None of the alternatives has made a cogent case. Nathan McSweeney looks cooked. Another option is still surprisingly included, like moths or damp. Meanwhile their captain, Pat Cummins, is injured and suddenly this appears as a surprisingly weak team, lacking strength or equilibrium, the kind of natural confidence that has often helped Australia dominate before a game starts.
Marnus’s Comeback
Enter Marnus: a top-ranked Test batsman as in the recent past, recently omitted from the ODI side, the ideal candidate to bring stability to a brittle empire. And we are advised this is a composed and reflective Labuschagne currently: a pared-down, fundamental-focused Labuschagne, no longer as extremely focused with technical minutiae. “I believe I have really stripped it back,” he said after his hundred. “Less focused on technique, just what I need to make runs.”
Naturally, this is doubted. In all likelihood this is a fresh image that exists just in Labuschagne’s personal view: still endlessly adjusting that approach from morning to night, going deeper into fundamentals than anyone has ever dared. Prefer simplicity? Marnus will devote weeks in the nets with trainers and footage, exhaustively remoulding himself into the simplest player that has ever played. This is simply the nature of the addict, and the characteristic that has long made Labuschagne one of the highly engaging sportsmen in the cricket.
Bigger Scene
Perhaps before this inscrutably unpredictable Ashes series, there is even a kind of appealing difference to Labuschagne’s unquenchable obsession. On England’s side we have a team for whom detailed examination, not to mention self-review, is a risky subject. Feel the flavours. Stay in the moment. Live in the instant.
For Australia you have a individual like Labuschagne, a player terminally obsessed with the sport and totally indifferent by others’ opinions, who finds cricket even in the moments outside play, who handles this unusual pursuit with precisely the amount of quirky respect it deserves.
This approach succeeded. During his shamanic phase – from the time he walked out to replace a concussed Smith at Lord’s in 2019 to through 2022 – Labuschagne found a way to see the game on another level. To tap into it – through pure determination – on a elevated, strange, passionate tier. During his stint in club cricket, teammates would find him on the morning of a game positioned on a seat in a focused mindset, literally visualising every single ball of his innings. As per cricket statisticians, during the early stages of his career a statistically unfathomable number of chances were missed when he batted. Somehow Labuschagne had predicted events before fielders could respond to affect it.
Current Struggles
Perhaps this was why his performance dipped the time he achieved top ranking. There were no worlds left to visualise, just a empty space before his eyes. Also – to be fair – he lost faith in his signature shot, got trapped on the crease and seemed to lose awareness of his stumps. But it’s connected really. Meanwhile his mentor, his coach, thinks a attention to shorter formats started to erode confidence in his positioning. Encouragingly: he’s now excluded from the 50-over squad.
Surely it matters, too, that Labuschagne is a man of deep religious faith, an evangelical Christian who holds that this is all predetermined, who thus sees his job as one of reaching this optimal zone, however enigmatic and inexplicable it may seem to the ordinary people.
This mindset, to my mind, has always been the primary contrast between him and Steve Smith, a inherently talented player